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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Theme Song Singalong!

Oh whoops. Sorry. Got carried away here...

A note: Being the inane MSTie I am, I had put all of the OFFICIAL transcriptions up.
-Outerverse (whom used to be called JediMSTie)

Posted by Etecoon on October 01, 1999 at 17:39:34:

In Reply to: Re: a battle to the death posted by CapCom on October 01, 1999 at 17:26:17: [a whole bunch of other guys contributed to this, but I don’t remember who the hell they were, and they probably want to remain nameless...heh... Oh. Sorry.]

: : : : : : : : : : : : Here's the buzzer and here comes kraid,ridley,mother brain,and samus. This is an all out battle to the death! DING! round one begins! Samus is stepped on by kraid! looks like mother brain is charging up. Oh, no! here comes a giant metroid and destroys mother brain's charging ability! looks like ridley just destroyed the metroid! DING! end of round one!

: : : : : : : : : : : : Round two: the crippled samus activates her screw attack and cuts through Ridley's head! He's down! here comes a WHAT IS THIS? A CRAZED FAN JUST RAN INTO THE RING AND SMASHED A CHAIR AGAINST KRAID'S LEG! OH, NO! KRAID JUST MURDERED A FAN! End of round two!

: : : : : : : : : : : : ROUND THREE: Mother Brain is charging and aiming at samus! WAIT! She hid behind Kraid And he's been drained!The lifeless Kraid just fell on Crocomire! Wait a minute... HOW THE HELL DID CROCOMIRE GET HERE! Well he's dead now so it's only Mother Brain and Sammer left. End of round 3!

: : : : : : : : : : : ROUND FOUR: What? Phantoon just appeared in the ring and started shooting plasma at Samus and the mother brain. The mother brain got ticked and just blew phantoon away, but WHAT the distraction just gave Samus a chance to charge her plasma beam and collect some super missiles. End of round 4!

: : : : : : : : : : ROUND FIVE: Samus unloads her stock of Supers on the Brain! Uh-oh! The Mother just charged up her power laser and is going to incinerate Samus! But wait! Samus uses the Select trick (how'd she do that?)! OH MY GOD!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! There's a really deformed Metroid Queen in there! It lunges at Samus, who quickly dodges..would you look at that folks! She just clamped onto Phantoon's head! He's really pissed. Oh, but he didn't have time to eat anything. The Queen just ate Phantoon! End Round Five.

: : : : : : : : : ROUND SIX: The queen is lunging at samus! She jumps up and the queen hits the wall! OH NO! Mother Brain is sending her fire balls at the queen! OUCH! THAT'S GOT TO HURT! the queens incinerated! What's this? IT'S SPORE SPAWN AND DRAGOON! Samus fires a super at spore pawn and hits! Mother Brain has killed Spore Spawn! Samus is electrocuting Dragoon! End round 6

: : : : : : : ROUND SEVEN: What?? In a last ditch effort at revenge spore spawn just released a cloud of acidic spores into the air, Samus had to release the fried Dragoon and start dodging spores. The mother brain is blasting the spores with her charge beam. THE MOTHER BRAIN JUST NAILED DRAGOON WITH HER CHARGE BEAM!!! End of round 7.

: : : : : : : ROUND EIGHT: The surviving fans are pouring into the ring and firing blasters all over the place. The fans are dying left and right from the spores. Mother Brain just incinerated half the crowd!!! End of round 8.

: : : : : : : ROUND NINE: DING! The round begins! As the wall collapses and 30 gamma metroids come pouring in, mother brain is seriously wounded by Samus' screw attack!  End of round nine.

: : : : : : ROUND TEN: The wounded mother brain charges up and incinerates ten metroids! The remaining metroids back off the attack on mother brain and start attacking the crowd!!!! What's this? OH MY GOD!!! CROCOMIRE AND RIDLEY JUST

ROSE FROM THE DEAD!!!! End of round ten.

: : : : : : ROUND ELEVEN: Uh oh...seems all the blaster fire is affecting the metroids! They're beginning to mutate! Oh my god, folks, we've got 20 Omegas in here that are swiftly growing in size! Spectators are both consumed and incinerated left and right!

Luckily, we don't have to worry about spores anymore...the metroids just ATE 'em all and the SporeSpawn along with 'em!! Looks like Samus is starting to flash...could it be? YES! She's going Hyper!

: : : : : Round Twelve: Massive beams of energy fly all around the ring. The Omegas don't stand a chance. They pass right through the metroids incinerating them in the process. She is just about to aim at mother brain when ridley flies up and grabs her from behind. End of round 12.

: : : Round 13: What's this? Ridley self destructed for no reason and hurt samus badly. Then that charge jump ostrich horizontally flew threw the doors! The wall jump monkeys (etecoons?) jump down from the ceiling. Baby Kraid emerges through a fiery ring

on the floor. The etecoons cover baby's eyes while the birdy charges him in the gut.

: : ROUND 14: Ding! A ship just crash landed through the roof of the arena! Space pirates are pouring out and blasting plasma bolts all over the place. The space pirates just blew away Baby Craid, The bird, and the etecoons. End of round 14.

: : ROUND 15: Ding! What's left of the arena just got blown away bye a landing spacecraft. What a turn of events, a small troop of space police just got out of the ship and started blazing away at the space pirates. End of round 15.

: : ROUND 16: But WHAT!! there's too many space pirates and the polices efforts are almost futile.

: : ROUND 17: But wait! Yet ANOTHER ship just crash-landed! It's the Ancient Starship that landed on Zebes! It just fell on a bunch of Space Pirates. The GFED troops are doing better...A shadow of Phantoon just jumped out and Coverns are eating everything! Samus detonates a power bomb... But Wait! Mother Brain just ate it and spit it back out at Samus!! LOOK OUT!!! End round 17

: Round 18: suddenly the planet explodes and everyone dies. The end.

~Etecoon

Oh, pleeeaase... Definitely Metroids

Posted by Kejardon on January 17, 19100 at 15:40:26:

: OUCH! I just had a bad thought. It says 'trilogy', right? That means there won't be another Metroid game with Metroids! (or at least it's sounding like it). Then again, it could be like Star Wars with three different trilogies...

Hmm... Ever thought of the possibility that there were Metroids else ware? Let me right you something I thought up...

Kejardon (since I have no other name right now) - An evil Lord in an unexplored part of space, MB's overlord. Assistant - Kejardon's right hand.

Scene 1: Kejardon is sitting on a throne-like chair staring at some monitors. His Assistant is standing by him, nervous.

Kejardon: *looking at display screens of Metroid 1 and 3* Hmm... Twice Mother Brain has failed. First when we found the new metroids and I entrusted her to bread a deadly race, then again after I restored her and her minions. It looks like we underestimated this 'bounty hunter' or overestimated our own troops. Assistant!

Asisstant: Yes, Kejardon?

Kejardon: Go tell Mother Brain that this time, she is NOT going to lead this mission. The new race of Metroids we have made will do well.

*Screen turns black, and then text appears with Samus on the screen typing, like in Super Metroid*

Scene 2- In Samus's ship, going to yet another planet.

Samus: The Space Pirates are still at large, despite the fall of they're leader. I personally saw Mother Brain fall, and I do not believe that she escaped in any way. Still, it seam that the Space Pirates have all flocked to a planet in an unexplored region. Our scouts have followed the Pirates to this new planet.

*typing disappears. Screen turns 180 degrees to a display Samus is staring at, and the typing is resumed.

Samus: The new planet seems to be a rather large one. Locating and destroying everything inside will be a lengthy task. Sensor readings revealed nothing, the clouds and atmosphere were too dense. Hopefully, the atmosphere alone won't be ale to destroy my armor. How the Space Pirates can live there I am baffled.

*text disappears again*

Samus: And, yet again, all the equipment I found on the last planet disappeared the same time it exploded. How this happened I have no idea. The etecoons and the (I forgot the ostrich's name) have escaped, but they could not be tracked, and we soon lost them.

Then back to 'Kejardon',

Scene 3: Kejardon's assistant is watching monitors on the screen of the new planet, and talking to herself.

Asisstant: This 'New Zebes', as those pirates have come to call it, seems to be absolutely wonderful for the new sentient Metroids. It's sure a good thing we had more Metroids in case Mother Brain failed... Like she did. (slightly egotistical) I wish I was there. I actually know how to run defenses, not just scatter my troops everywhere.

* Scene switches to Kejardon, who overhears the Asisstant's last few sentences and responds.*

Kejardon: You are *NOT* gong to lead an experiment, and you are not going to replace Mother Brain either. I have installed new defenses into her mainframe, AS so much that she is practically a sentient computer rather than a simple being. I may remind you, that *YOU* cannot interface with the computer like her. That IS after all why I made Mother Brain.

*Scene goes back to Assistant who notices something on the monitors*

Assistant: It appears that this will be a good test. The same ship that Samus escaped Zebes in is on the planet. *below her breath* let's see how much Mother Brain's new 'mainframe' will do for her.

And on to the game... Finally. :P

: Metroids or not, we'll see Sammer again in her own game soon! ...I hope...

I'm in the opinion of Metroids.

Kejardon

Can I PLEEEEASE be a game director or something??